A 0–100 receipt for January. Not a power ranking in a costume.
Sixty points for January-ready. Forty for chaos if they get there. Base is playoff, résumé, and trajectory. Chaos is buzz, story, volatility, bracket, star, and Pretender Risk −4 on an empty or FCS-only résumé. Fan Bump sits beside the 100 — it is not inside it. Helmet Head only reads the JSON.
Week 1 range
5.9–31.7
FBS scored
138
Cadence
Sunday 10pm MT
Jansanity Meter · Week 1
Provisional24Restless
One number for how chaotic the sport is right now. Not a team grade. Week 0 and Week 1 omit churn and movement — there is no real prior yet.
Movement undefined
The Road to Jansanity →Games That Matter
Full slateRanked by jansanityIndex — how much the game moves the sport, including bystanders. Top 5 on the board.
Rice at Notre Dame
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
SMU at Florida St
Week 1 · 2026-09-07
Miss St at Minnesota
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Louisiana Tech at LSU
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Missouri at Kansas
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
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Oklahoma at Michigan
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Arizona at BYU
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
E Michigan at Michigan St
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Penn St at Temple
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Bowling Grn at Nebraska
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Memphis at Boise St
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
UCF at Pittsburgh
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
W Kentucky at Georgia
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
NDSU at Air Force
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-13
Louisiana at USC
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-13
Georgia St at Kennesaw St
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Washington St at Kansas St
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Navy at FAU
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Charlotte at Ole Miss
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Iowa St at Iowa
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Alabama at Kentucky
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Ohio St at Texas
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Texas Tech at Oregon St
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Tennessee at Georgia Tech
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
USF at Army
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Oregon at Oklahoma St
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Wake Forest at Purdue
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Delaware at Vanderbilt
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Duke at Illinois
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Southern Miss at Auburn
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Cal at Syracuse
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
San Diego St at UCLA
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
South Alabama at Tulane
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Jax State at Ohio
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Arizona St at Texas A&M
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Old Dominion at Virginia Tech
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
MTSU at Marshall
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Ga Southern at Clemson
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Sac State at Fresno St
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-13
UNLV at North Texas
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Maryland at UConn
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Tulsa at Sam Houston
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Utah St at Washington
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
UTSA at Texas St
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
App State at East Carolina
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Rutgers at Boston Coll
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-11
ULM at UAB
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-12
Arkansas at Utah
Week 2 · lookahead · 2026-09-13
Board Wrecker
The final that moved the Field the most. Not a vibe award. Not a line on a team receipt.
Board Wrecker lights up after the next freeze that sees a final.
The Ledger
29 calls on record since Week 0. Claims are append-only. Resolution never edits the original line.
Week 1 · FIRST_FOUR_OUT
Alabama — First Four Out at p=0.20
Week 1 · SPOILER_NAMED
Auburn — Named a spoiler; can wreck Tennessee in Week 5
Week 1 · SPOILER_NAMED
Baylor — Named a spoiler; can wreck Iowa St in Week 10
Hit rate pending — the Ledger scores itself after Selection Day
Open the Ledger →Field spread · Week 1
25.8pts
Road to Jansanity
The Meter from kickoff to the Natty. Pick’em is local only — no account.
CFB news wire
ESPN feed with a desk fallback if the RSS is down.